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Your computer got slow. It is probably not worn out.

Almost every slow computer we see in Oklahoma has one of about five things wrong with it, and none of them mean you need a new one. Here is how to tell which one you have.

The five things that actually cause it

It is out of room. A hard drive with less than about 10% free space slows down badly, because the computer has nowhere to put its scratch files. This is the single most common cause we find, and it is also the easiest to fix.

Too much starts up with it. Programs quietly add themselves to the startup list over the years. Twenty of them fighting for the machine during the first two minutes is why it feels slowest right after you turn it on.

The browser is carrying forty tabs and six toolbars. On a lot of computers, the browser IS the slow program, and everything else is fine.

It is still on a spinning hard drive. If the machine is more than about seven years old and has never had an upgrade, this is likely, and it is the one cause where new hardware genuinely is the answer.

Something unwanted is running. Not always a virus. Often it is a 'PC cleaner' or 'driver updater' that came bundled with something else and now runs constantly.

What a visit actually looks like

We start by finding out which of the above it is, because the fix is different for each and guessing wastes your money. Then we clear the space, cut the startup list back to what you actually use, clean out the browser, remove anything that installed itself, and make sure the updates that matter are done.

Then we show you what we changed and why, so it does not creep back. Most of these visits take about an hour.

If it turns out the machine really is too old to help, we will tell you that plainly instead of charging you to polish it. We would rather you spend the money on the right thing.

Try these first

Some of these will fix it outright, and that is fine. We would rather you solved it in ten minutes than paid us to do it.

  1. Check your free space first. On Windows, open File Explorer and click This PC. On a Mac, click the Apple menu, then About This Mac, then More Info and Storage. If the bar is nearly full, that is very likely your whole problem.
  2. Restart it properly. Not sleep, not closing the lid. Shut down, wait ten seconds, start it again. A computer that has been awake for six weeks is slow for that reason alone.
  3. Close the browser completely and reopen it with one tab. If the machine feels fine after that, the computer is not slow, the browser is.
  4. Empty the trash or recycle bin, and empty your Downloads folder. Years of downloads is often tens of gigabytes nobody knew was there.
  5. If it is a laptop, make sure it is plugged in while you test. Many laptops deliberately run slower on battery.

What we do not do

We are a support and setup service, not a repair shop. Saying so plainly saves everybody a wasted trip.

  • We do not replace screens, keyboards, batteries or charging ports, and we do not solder. If the machine is physically broken we will say so and point you to a repair shop.
  • We do not recover files from a drive that has already failed. That needs a specialist lab with a clean room, and anyone who tells you otherwise is guessing with your photos.

What it costs

$39 books an in-person visit, and it comes straight off the price of the visit. Our hourly rate steps up with distance from the town your Local Nerd works from: $110 an hour within 25 miles, $130 in the 25 to 50 mile band, and $145 in the 50 to 75 mile band. That is how we cover the drive, so there is no separate travel fee.

Remote help is $39 for a 30-minute session and starts with a phone call at the time you picked. If you use us a few times a year, Nerd on Call is $14.99 a month and includes two remote sessions and an in-person visit each year.

Cards only. Local Nerds are not permitted to accept cash or checks, so you will never be asked for either at the door. Full detail is on the FAQ.

Where we go

In-person visits reach up to 75 miles out from the town each Local Nerd works from, whichever state that address is in. Remote help works anywhere. Check your own address on the ZIP checker, or see the whole state on the map.

Questions folks ask

Why is my computer so slow all of a sudden?

A sudden change usually means something new. The most common causes are a drive that has just crossed into being nearly full, an update that is still installing in the background, or a program that installed itself alongside something you meant to install. A slow decline over years is usually the startup list and the browser instead.

Will adding memory make my computer faster?

Sometimes, but it is the wrong first question. If the machine is short on disk space or loaded with startup programs, more memory changes nothing and you have spent the money for no reason. Find out what is actually wrong first. When hardware genuinely is the answer, the upgrade that helps most on an older machine is a solid state drive, not memory.

Do I need a new computer?

Usually not. Most of the slow computers we are called out to have years left in them. When a machine really is past it, we will tell you, and we will tell you why rather than just selling you a visit.

Can you fix a slow computer remotely, or do you need to come here?

Most of it can be done remotely, and a $39 remote session is often enough. We come out when there is more than one device involved, when the machine is too slow to hold a screen share, or when you would simply rather have someone sitting next to you.

How much does it cost to speed up a computer?

A remote session is $39 for 30 minutes. In person, our rate depends on how far we drive: $110 an hour within 25 miles of the town your Local Nerd works from, $130 in the 25 to 50 mile band, $145 in the 50 to 75 mile band. Most speed cleanups take about an hour.

Is a 'PC cleaner' program worth buying?

No. In our experience they are the problem more often than the cure. Many of them run constantly, slow the machine down themselves, and charge a subscription to report problems that are not real. If you already pay for one, tell your Nerd and they will show you what it is actually doing.

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